Welcome to the third last week of school! Insert dramatic music. We're almost near the end of this magical rainbow, formed by our tears.
He knows. |
1. I woke up on top of my alarm clock. Apparently having muffled the alarm sound with my body. Basically body smash my phone daily.
2. I left something at home and had to get it, three times, one morning.
3. I really needed to know who won on The Price is Right.
4. My TTC bus driver had a sudden coffee craving and left everyone in the bus waiting for as long as it took to beat the line. It took a while.
5. My dog hid my shoes.
Can you be angry at that face? CAN YOU? |
7. Forgetting to wear your shoes and not noticing till almost reaching school. How my friends manage these extraordinary feats I do not know.
8. The TTC bus driver drove past you. Twice. Happened to my friend on Tuesday. Tuesday was a cold day.
9. Cattle barring your path. This is a very 'developing country' specific problem but used to be a legitimate concern for me back in the day.
#3rdworldproblems |
10. Tim Hortons. You know the line is at least a 15-minute commitment.
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Hip hip old chaps and keep a stiff upper lip.
<3 Zarish
If you have any stories you would like to share there is a handy dandy comment section at your service.
Hip hip old chaps and keep a stiff upper lip.
<3 Zarish
hahaha this is hilarious! especially the person bruising their pelvis on the toilet. Can't believe that is real.
ReplyDeleteHaha I hate it when the ttc driver has those sudden coffee cravings! I also love the opening "a magical rainbow formed by our tears". Very funny post!
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