Shopping redefined

It was another weekend of studying, working and trying to figure out what to write about for my blog this week. Then as I was on one of my infamous “study breaks,” aka what I spend the majority of my time doing, it dawned on me. Shopping.

I think it’s become obvious that malls are a remnant of the '90s and early '00s. Online retail has exceeded the mall in convenience, variety, and cost; shopping online, rather than the mall, has become more rational. This is not big news.

Since online retail has become the most rational choice for shoppers, one of the ‘problems’ of shopping, for consumers, can now be said to be one of finding the most convenient way to shop online. One of the first successful attempts at streamlining online shopping experiences was PayPal (a personal favourite). Another was the online ‘superstore’ Amazon. eBay, among other game-changers, reinvented thrifting, and iTunes turned our music-spending behavior upside-down.

As online shopping continues to cement its position as the shopping paradigm, a greater amount of resources will go to innovating better online shopping experiences. This will mean, among other things, more places to shop online, new ways of purchasing products.

Enter Visa’s new thing: V.me. V.me is a new “digital wallet” service from Visa that can be used across a range of online retail sites to make purchases with one quick click. They don’t have many competitors. Amazon does allow streamlined purchasing when you have an account with them, but it’s only convenient when buying products on Amazon (and if you have an account on Amazon, obviously). There are few major services that allow one-click buying across the web. In other words, when you use V.me, you don’t have to enter personal info, shipping info, and your credit card number — ever again.

I bought a few things this weekend using V.me and it was faster, and definitely a lot easier. Aside from actually deciding what I wanted all I had to do was click a button.

I was done. And back to my life offline. It was just that easy. And why I’m never going to the mall again.

And Lastly,  nothing beats shopping with no pants… Nothing.

Thoughts (and Feels) on #TEDxUTSC

I hope you’re feeling good UTSC. We’re finishing up week four, and by now we’re already deep into our readings, learning new things every day that make us realize over and over how freakin’ cool it is to study at all. It can feel…cozy.

Tomorrow, starting at 9:30 am, you can tune into TEDxUTSC and catch some more cozy edufeels (you know, like the feels you got the first time you watched Planet Earth?), coming straight from the minds within our school.

I talked to the secretary of TEDxUTSC, Raza Sheharyar. He as well as two other students, Samantha Chiu and Karen Young, went last February to get permission from the school to put on the event. I asked Raza what TEDxUTSC was, what was involved in putting the event on, and what excited him about it. He said that there’s three parts to TEDxUTSC:

So there’s TED; Technology, Entertainment, Design is what it stands for. Anybody that’s seen TED Talks, ted.com, would know what it’s about.The 'x' part indicates it’s independently organized. So TED gives you their brand, they give you their logo, they give you a lot of instructions, a lot of resources, but you are by and large responsible for making the whole thing happen. So getting the funding and everything. And UTSC…the fact that it’s happening at UTSC.

TED is an organization founded in 1984 devoted to “Ideas Worth Spreading.” Since then they’ve expanded from their original mandate of technology, entertainment, and design, into many other things, trying to change the world with TED prizes, Ted Fellowships, Talks, TEDx programs, and more. 

To me, TED (and TEDxUTSC specifically) champions the wealth and brevity of meaningful information available to us because of the internet today. It’s no surprise then that most of the marketing so far has been mostly done online, Indeed, even some of the speakers, like Yusef Dualeh, student/comedian, attribute it to their participation in it. He told me yesterday, “I heard about TEDxUTSC funnily enough, through the TEDxUTSC twitter page. I was tweeted, simply, ‘You should do a talk about your positive outlook’ or something like that. I ended up landing an interview, and then an audition. Now I'm giving the talk of my life in two days and I'm over the moon.”

One of the most intriguing things about this talk is that it’s not just focussed on professors and faculty. Raza said:

This is student organized but at this point we have a lot of support from the school, like A LOT. DSL, SCSU, principal’s office, vice-principal’s office. Like we’re getting funding and other kinds of assistance from other places. We’re not working with any particular student groups specifically, but certainly a lot of students are involved, by making nominations, or just attending or volunteers. At this point it’s pretty campus wide.

It’s messages like this that really make me feel powerful as a student, realizing that if you have a great idea, people will get behind it. It’s important to work for and share these ideas that you really believe in, even if you're not sure they'll work, because chances are, there’ll be a whole ton of other people who will want to help to make it happen.

For example, Yusef told me, “It’s always been a dream of mine to do a TED Talk. I thought I'd get to do something like this by the time I hit age 40 or so. The fact TEDxUTSC has speakers young and old is a testament to how ideas are ageless.”

It’s kind of like, when your prof tells you not to be afraid to raise your hand to ask a question, because chances are, other students have the same question. Sometimes they don’t even realize this question is in them until they hear it.

Check out the TEDxUTSC schedule, posted below, and see if anything piques your interest, set an alarm and pop in whenever you feel like learning something amazing. As Raza said, the whole thing is exciting, “because even if you look through that speaker’s list there’s going to be one or two people that just pop out to you that interest you. Someone you’re dying to see. Like for me it’s Dr. de Sousa. I really want to see him speak. Everyone has their own speaker.”

BTW from what I understand there will be a twitter feed open for live streamers to participate in, it will be monitored (to what extent I’m not sure), for questions too. So be sure to hashtag #TEDxUTSC.


See you on the 'Net UTSC. B-)

UTSC Profiles - The Unspoken Realities

Hello Everyone!

This is week 2 of my caricature on student profiles and this week its the students you find in line at Timmies.

First we have HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRL

Next the GYM GUY

Finally we have COFFEE ZOMBIE/RES STUDENT

I hope you enjoy my mindless musings. I am painfully aware of the bad proportions scale on gym guy.

See you next week

May the force of your GPA be with you

Z

Little pleasures

Man, stuff sucks. Here you are at university when all you want to do is slap on your clubbing clothes and party. To make things worse, you have a couple midterms in the next two weeks, and a silly essay due tomorrow that you haven’t even started thinking about. It’s also about to be February, literally the worst month of the entire year, just like the other eleven months. Your shoes are soaked. Your boyfriend/girlfriend is thinking of dumping you; you just haven’t figured it out yet.

I don’t want to sound like a benevolent uncle, or some didactic happiness fairy. Your life actually does suck. But I’d like to encourage you to think of the small ways in which it isn’t insufferable. Here are the small pleasures you can still get from UTSC.

The shawarmas in the H-wing Market Place are surprisingly authentic and are undeniably delicious. I’ve had them for lunch for several days straight, and I still find myself craving them at odd hours.

The sinks in the bathrooms just outside the windy tunnel are very cool; very space-agey. It feels like you’re washing your hands in a pig trough. No really, it’s better than it sounds

The exhibits in the Doris McCarthy gallery are usually very nice. You can just waltz right in and look at pretty things, and the curators don’t even bite.

Lecture rooms in the newer buildings, like MW, have outlets on every table. Right there, waiting for you to use it. It’s so convenient! You can go on Facebook the whole lecture without having to worry about your battery.

The library is now a place where you can actually study. Seriously, try it. It’s a revelation. You might find yourself being able to read in a library.

The little counter on the water refill stations telling you how many plastic bottles were saved, especially when it goes really high because you weren’t paying attention to how full your bottle was and half the water goes down the drain.

The IC building during sunset, a somehow life-reaffirming sight.

Your favourite cute waiter at Rex’s Den.

Watching Dr Phil while on the treadmill in the Athletic Centre, which reinforces your sense of smug superiority because you’re exercising and changing your life instead of being overweight and crying about how your daughter is a prostitute.

Being able to tell your siblings or your friends, “Aha, because of what I learned in my behaviour analysis class, I know you’re actually an idiot!” This, I feel, is what the university experience is all about.

5 ways to slow down the 'going broke' process

So the beginning of the semester is good news for many of us. 'Why?' you ask. How could the commencement of yet another grueling, course-filled four months be good news? Well first off, here’s hoping y’all have friends because they usually make life a little better. University is no place to be eating your lunch in the toilet stall, time to leave the safe zone and let life begin.

ANYWAY BACK TO MY ORIGINAL POINT. Why is the beginning of the semester great for many of us?

One word: OSAP

Or is that four letters? I don’t know. Or maybe even, one word: RESP. Obviously this  'one word’ endeavor has failed spectacularly.

Then there are those like moi, who don’t have the monstrously dangerous benevolence of OSAP in our lives. For me, the new semester brings with it a whole new cornucopia of the anxiety and panic that define my existence. More specifically, I am blessed enough to be reminded by a cute ‘lil webpage that I AM POOR.  To be honest, there is nothing more depressing than online banking. At least in the olden days, you could put off going to the bank and just delude yourself into thinking life wasn’t crashing around you. This whole one-click-away crap has definitely spiked depression rates amongst kiddos like me. Maybe I’ll conduct a study of some sort.

I HAVE STRAYED YET AGAIN.  Anyhoo, the realization that my finances are in shambles usually motivates me to make some sort of really colourful chart detailing my expenditures. It’s a vicious cycle since often, I venture out to the store to buy MORE stationery for purposes outlined above. Then I get to write THOSE new expenditures on my chart with my colourful new pens! Since not all of you can benefit from the pure, undiluted genius that inhabits my brain, I will share with you, 5 tips for saving money in college.

DISCLAIMER: Like every other ‘list’ I make, this too, contains information you already know, but if I can’t make writing material out of your delusions and escapism...What am I to do?

Please, mum.

5 WAYS TO SLOW DOWN THE ‘GOING BROKE’ PROCESS

     Don’t buy textbooks until at least the 3^rd week. Most Profs (unless they are angels from above) will encourage you to buy the book. Then you will realize that 80-120 bucks you wasted on a text you have barely touched. It’s better to screen these things before pooling your moollah into them.

      AVOID VENDING MACHINES. Yes, I know they’re right there and it’s so easy to just pop a coin in and get whatever pop or unacceptably sketchy sandwich you want. But facts are facts people; you may for a 2 litre bottle of pop, what you would for a 591ml one at a vending machine.  I know what you’re thinking, “How the hell am I supposed to carry a 2 litre bottle of pop to class?” You don’t have to; a carton of cans is ALSO about 70% cheaper than the same number of cans bought individually at a vending machine. These costs accumulate. Your little pocket of change will be completely depleted in a day if you continue to buy from vending machines unless you absolutely HAVE to.

Vend-zilla

      STOP BUYING TEA AT TIM HORTONS. They put a teabag in water dude. You can do that yourself. You’ll probably find some cool lucrative way to do it that makes the tea taste better somehow. Where you pay between $1.20 – 2.00 on tea at these campus stores, you could spend the same money on an entire pack of tea bags and make tea every day at home or on campus. Invest in a hot mug or even just a regular one and drink hot tea as many times a day as you want. We have microwaves, you can keep reheating it. The same goes for coffee, you can just buy coffee beans at your favorite place and make those at home. Also, it’ll reduce the amount of time you spend in that ridiculously long line.

Whole box vs one measly cup?

      Share books with friends. If you’re in a course with a friend, which you likely will be in your upper years. Then go halfsies on textbooks. Not only will it greatly reduce your costs (especially if you buy a used book), having one book will motivate you to study together as opposed to alone. You can push each other!

Maybe be more friendly when sharing books with the pals

      Keep your receipts. Every ATM on this campus is littered with the carcass of the many receipts students discard. Most of us don’t even really look at them. It’s why we develop misconceptions about our finances. You have to TORTURE yourself and scrutinize them, watch as the figures go further down with every purchase and FEEL the poverty creeping up on you. The next time you spend $10 bucks on a meal that you aren’t hungry enough for, the haunting image of that tiny chit of paper will salvage whatever remains in your wallet.

Every single time I look at my receipt.

                        G'day to you all !

When in doubt, send it out

OK guys, guyettes, etc. I know what you're thinking, "Seriously another post by this schmuck!? I thought they got rid of him. I was already yelling 'good riddance' and counting my blessings, etc.! How come he gets to publish his work at UTSC every week and I don't? I'll show him."

Well here's what I'm thinking, "Oh you wanna show me, eh? Prove you got the stuff, huh? Well go ahead, I dare ya, send some stuff to Scarborough Fair. IF YOU'VE GOT THE GUTS."

Yeah, I know what you're thinking, "Scarborough Fair, what's that? Is it nearly as cool or really cool as the UTSC:Pulse student blog?"

Well let me tell you one more time what I'm thinking: "Look, PUNK. This annual journal is going to get distributed into around one thousand, five hundred hungry little hands starving for UTSC's creative juices. Literally dying to see what you're made of. Just imagine, each of these people will go through the book, find your work, get immediately blown away, and they'll have to show it to one other person (or they'll die, seriously). Someone will walk by in the hallway, see that person looking into Scarborough Fair, see your work (absorb the entirety of it's awe-some-ness in less than half a second), and fall to their knees, grovelling to the book. They'll let out a yell that will thunder through lecture halls everywhere, "We're not worthy!" See? That's at least three thousand people's voices praising your name if you submit. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE READY?. 

Oh, you make visual art? Paintings? Digital art? You have photos of your cool sculptures? You write Poetry? Short stories? Literary Essays?  etc.!? Who cares! YOU GOTTA SHOW OFF YOUR POWER FOR IT TO MEAN ANYTHING. What, are you worried you're not gonna get accepted? I'm gonna submit this picture, just to show you it doesn't matter if you don't think you're good enough.

I swore an oath that I'd never reveal who helped me make my magnum opus.

Seriously, the editors are gonna look at this and wanna quit their jobs, right? YOU CAN BEAT THIS. YOU WILL GET IN. PEOPLE WILL FINALLY APPRECIATE YOU AND NOT JUST WANT YOU GONE FROM THEIR LIFE. In short, I'm challenging you to a duel. 

Don't make gifs at gifsoup. I do not endorse that watermark.

Deadline for submitting written work is February 1st. February 8th for visual art. See website for details. Also be sure to check out the past issue to see what it's like!


PS. If you don't get in they're just str8 h8rs, keep on twerkin' your stuff. EXAMPLE: My art, as seen above, always gets rejected for some dang reason.
PPS. I still keep submitting the same piece of perfection every year, regardless.

CSIP - Campus Student Investigative Profiling

Hello all!

As I sat around reading all my fellow bloggers posts and admiring their work I had a realization. Suddenly I felt like they were all so creative and eloquent and I was dragging me feet in the halls of creative writing. Thus I decided to cut the writing bit down and instead draw for you all!

WALLA! Week 1 of 'Zarish-Drawing-in-a-desperate-attempt-to-make-use-of-her-studio-art-degree-valid' commences!

This week I have compiled some rather stereotypical characteristics of art vs. management vs. science students. Bearing in mind people are individuals and not everyone is subject to this heavily artistically licensed sketches...

Not that we have the disclaimer out of the way I bring you!!

ps. forgive the sub-standard scans the scanner at st.g couldn't handle my 1.5 ft x 1.5 ft sketchbook (sigh)

MANAGEMENT

ARTS

SCIENCE 

THOSE IN-BETWEEN

 

Next week will be the special UTSC edition! Keep your eyes out and comment if you have a specific 'type' you'd like me to cartoonify.

Till then.....

<3 Z